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Hibernation is Over

6 Sep
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hibernation is over
Dutch Sounds Off is back from the long winter with fresh rants and a few new takes on life. Check out my new blog Dutch Daddy talking about parenthood and kids toys. ... Read more »

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Friends Growing Up

4 Mar
DutchSoundsOff 393
My friends are growing up so fast these days. Well, we are in our thirties, but we still act like kids. You ever have friends that you think (and hope) will never grow up? I have two good buddies from ... Read more »

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Castoreum: Natural Flavorings

13 Feb
DutchSoundsOff 217
Yesterday, in a feeble attempt to gross me out, a coworker of mine told me to check out a food additive called Castoreum. I took the bait and Binged it; here’s what I found: Castoreum is the yellowish secretion of ... Read more »

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Terrible Valentine’s Day Gifts

11 Feb
DutchSoundsOff 381
As I walked through the aisles of the grocery store the other day, I stumbled upon a frying pan with a heart on the bottom. I laughed at the notion of giving this to my roommate for Valentine’s Day as ... Read more »

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Jersey Duo giving Subway a “Footlong” in their Billfold

30 Jan
DutchSoundsOff 41
The fast food chain Subway is cutting corners and selling subs that didn’t measure up to their footlong standards of advertising. In an attempt to cash in on this mistake, two ass-clowns from New Jersey are taking a shot at suing Subway ... Read more »

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Coach Creepy for Blue Bell Ice Cream

29 Jan
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As I pass by the frozen food section of the grocery store yesterday, I ran across this box of Blue Bell Fudge Bars that stopped me dead in my tracks. There are so many things wrong with this terrible example ... Read more »

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First Blog Attempts

22 Jan
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I have no idea how to blog, but due to the uproar of it’s popularity and money-making capability, I have decided to jump on the wagon. I’ve heard from pro bloggers that your first 100 blog posts are going to ... Read more »

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